mydadisafob.com

Liars! They say mydadisafob.com isn't as funny as mymomisafob.com. PLEASEEEE, IT TOTALLY IS. I couldn't stop laughing.

ONE:
"after a friend gives me a ride home

Dad: Bye Andy, thank you for riding my daughter."

TWO:
This is a family friend of mine who I also used to work with.

Here are some videos that I recorded of him when we had nothing to do at work.

His name is Tony but he called himself Dr. Fang and when he messages me and asks “Who ruvs you baby?” I have to reply with “You do Dr. Fang”


(There's actually four videos with this post, but I think this was the funniest cause I actually knew the lyrics and found it funny how have his consonants ended up sounding like R's)

THREE:
Everyone in the family complains about our dad smoking in the house. To ensure his promise that he would stop, he put up a sign in the house to remind himself. At first, the sign said No Somoking. We told him that there was an extra ‘o’. So he fixed it…

(LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO OMG)


FOUR:
Me: sup
Dad: sup
Me: whats up dog
Dad: I am not dog

Dude... I really need to pee now.
BYEE!
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